The Ballad of Bud Light
(If you're happy and you know it clap your hands melody.)

If a person has a penis, he's a man.
If a person has a penis, he's a man!
If he doesn't want to lose it
Even though he doesn't use it,
If a person has a penis, he's a man!
If a person has a nutsack, he's a man.
If a person has a nutsack, he's a man!
He can tuck it or conceal it,
Let it dangle and reveal it,
If a person has a nutsack he's a man!
If he amputates his bits, he's still a man.
If he grows a pair of tits, he's still a man!
If the chromosome's a Y
HE WILL ALWAYS BE A GUY...
If he isn't born a woman, he's a man!
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