The Ballad of Bud Light (If you're happy and you know it clap your hands melody.) If a person has a penis, he's a man. If a person has a penis, he's a man! If he doesn't want to lose it Even though he doesn't use it, If a person has a penis, he's a man! If a person has a nutsack, he's a man. If a person has a nutsack, he's a man! He can tuck it or conceal it, Let it dangle and reveal it, If a person has a nutsack he's a man! If he amputates his bits, he's still a man. If he grows a pair of tits, he's still a man! If the chromosome's a Y HE WILL ALWAYS BE A GUY... If he isn't born a woman, he's a man! https://imgflip.com/i/7mg838