Cruel And Unusual Punishment: Trump Sentenced To Drink Only Diet Pepsi. At publishing time, Judge Merchan threatened to increase the punishment by forcing Trump to eat at Burger King.

https://babylonbee.com/news/cr....uel-trump-sentenced-

Song At Funeral Comforts Everyone By Telling Them There's No Heaven, Religion Is A Lie, And Everything Is Ultimately Meaningless
https://babylonbee.com/news/so....ng-at-funeral-comfor

When they saw him with his eyes closed, lmao..

'Awkward: Mourners At Jimmy Carter Funeral Place Flowers On Biden'
https://babylonbee.com/news/aw....kward-mourners-at-ji

Biden Issues Imminent Terrorist Threat Warning Due To The 11 Terrorists He Just Released From Prison
https://babylonbee.com/news/bi....den-issues-imminent-

WTF is wrong with this Mf'r?? 👹 I guess I can't really blame him, his mental capacity is beyond making any decisions on his own, this is definitely the work of some lunatic staffer putting a piece of paper in front of him and saying: "HERE MR. PRESIDENT, THIS NEEDS YOUR SIGNATURE.' 👿 When he can't even read a phone number off a script you know there are no functioning brain cells at work.. I can't wait for his 'FAREWELL SPEECH' next week, maybe they should air it on Comedy Central rather than MSM..

'Joe Biden Extends Protected Status to Hundreds of Thousands of El Salvadorans to Prevent Deportation Before Trump Takes Office'
https://www.thegatewaypundit.c....om/2025/01/joe-biden