YOU KNOW THE TRIAL IN NEW YORK AGAINST DJT IS ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT. HOW THE HELL COULD HE BE TRIED FOR PAYING A HOOKER $130,000 TO KEEP HER MOUTH.........CLOSED?

JUST THINK HOW MUCH SAFER THE WORLD WOULD BE AND HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE WOULD BE ALIVE IF BIDEN WAS BORN DEAD.................

DAMMIT, I WENT TO TAKE A DUMP AND MISSED THE ECLIPSE. LUCKILY, I'LL BE DARK AGAIN IN ABOUT 7 HOURS............

FUCKIN' MORON BIDEN SAYS THAT REPUBLICANS GOING AFTER HIM IS A 'TIT FOR TAT'. DOESN'T THE COCKSUCKER REALIZE THAT THERE HAS TO BE A 'TIT' BEFORE A 'TAT'? WHAT A DUMB FUCK...........

JUST WONDERIN'...............................HAS ANYBODY EVER SEEN A MAN GIVE BIRTH?

ANYBODY SEEN THEM FREEDOM TRUCKERS THAT WERE HEADED TO THE BORDER ABOUT A MONTH AGO? THEY MUST STILL BE STUCK AT STUCKEY'S..........

LESSON OF THE DAY: WHAT MAKES A TRAITOR A TERRORIST.
1. FUND TERRORIST GROUPS
2. ALLOW TERRORISTS FREELY INTO THEIR COUNTRY
3. TRANSPORT TERRORISTS THROUGHOUT THEIR COUNTRY
4. SIT BACK AND WAIT FOR THE TERRORISTS TO STRIKE.

CONCLUSION: FIND AND ELIMINATE THE TRAITOR AND THE THREAT.........

ADVISE FOR GOOD, 'OL VLADIMIR. YOU CAN GO FROM ASSHOLE TO HERO IF YOU HAVE 3 THINGS. #1. AN INDEX FINGER, #2. A RED BUTTON AND #3. 2 NUKES. FIRST, PUSH THE RED BUTTON AND TAKE OUT DAVOS. THEN PUSH IT AGAIN AND TAKE OUT D.C.. IF YOU HAVE A SPARE NUKE, LOB ONE ON REHOBOTH M.D. THE OVERWHELMING POPULATION WOULD BE ETERNALLY GREATFUL IF YOU CAN GET IT DONE.
THANKS......
P.S. IF YOU EVER GET TO TEXAS, WE'LL GO TO COUSINS AND I'LL BUY YOU THE BEST RIBS YOU EVER ATE.........(BEEF OR PORK, NOT HUMAN)

PREDICTION FOR 2024. THE VILE, SHIT EATING BIDEN (FUCK HIM) ADMINISTRATION WILL FIND A WAY TO IMPOSE MARTIAL LAW. REMEMBER IT'S ELECTION YEAR. TIME TO STOCK UP....ON EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU'LL NEED..

I SAW A CLIP ON NEWSMAX SHOWING A FEW HUNDRED SCUMBAG PALESTINIAN PROTESTERS STORM THE ROTTING U.S. CAPITOL THE OTHER DAY. THEY ARRESTED ABOUT 60. I'LL BET THEY'RE OUT SCREWING GOATS ALREADY...........FIGHT FOR THE JAN 6'ERS........

MY FAVORITE PLACE ON THE PLANET, OLD LAHAINA TOWN, IS BURNED TO THE GROUND. I'VE SPENT MANY HOURS SUCKIN' UP MAI TAIS AND EATING PUPUS AT THE PIONEER INN. IT BRINGS A TEAR TO THIS OLD, ASSHOLES EYES.......

BREAKING NEWS - SECRET SERVICE CONFIRMS POWDER FOUND IN WHITE HOUSE WAS NOT COCAINE BUT PARMESAN CHEESE.....

SOMETHING IS OFF ON THE TITANIC SUBMERSIBLE SINKING. IT LEFT CANADA ON SUNDAY AND TOWED TO THE TITANIC SITE. IT BEGAN ITS' DESCENT ON SUNDAY (THE U.S .NAVY DETECTED A POSSIBLE BREAK UP ON SUNDAY). IF THE SUB WAS OVER THE TITANIC ON SUNDAY, WHY WAS THE SUB NOT FOUND UNTIL THURSDAY? IT SEEMS THE THE WRECKAGE SHOULD HAVE BEEN NEAR THE TITANIC SITE. MAYBE SOMEONE CAN SET ME STRAIGHT...........