Top 10 Chuck Norris Jokes:


01. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

02. The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

03. Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

04. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

05. Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

06. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

07. Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

08. Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

09. Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

10. Chuck Norris' belly button is actually a power outlet.