"WHAT, Columbo?"

"I am just going through a long list here of violent crimes aimed at Trump. Sorry to take up your valuable time, sir."

"Yes, you should be."

(Columbo fumbles for a pen and makes a note- "Time to valuable for this?"

"I will be as quick as I can, sir."

"Good."

1. "First the cryptic warning by Acting SS Director Rowe. A "geopolitical event" endangers all US leaders. Might be nothing.

2. Later the suspicious white powder sent to election officials in 15 sates. Might also be nothing.

3. Both Crooks and Ryan Routh donated to ActBlue, which is notorious for illegal donation mules.

4. The way the FBI and Homeland keep covering for Ryan Routh. Sir, I think he is CIA.

5. Bongino said there actually was no drone overhead of EITHER assassin. Odd.

6. The fake bomb event in New York. Why would an agent destroy his career over a fake bomb?

"You have no actual evidence "

Just one thing... those 20 people rushed to the hospital, sir.