AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
29 September, 05:35
Liberals: "kAtY pErRy ShOuLdN't MeTiOn JeFfReY dAhMeR iN hEr SoNgS!"

Kesha's song literally named 'Cannibal:'
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
27 September, 04:36
So apparently the app for Twellit no longer works for me. I had to add my old account (which still works) to my home screen. At least I'm back.
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
19 August, 05:52
How long until Stelter creates a collab channel with Fredo?
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
01 August, 04:53
Anyone else see those dumb ads where a girl dresses up like an alien and says she wants to run for president?

She's just an Independent candidate waiting to happen. The only votes she'll probably get are from Democrats (from the way she talks), which will give the Republicans a victory lol
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
21 July, 08:29
Just found out that "Throwdown in Toontown" had a sequel: "Fracas in Fantasyland."
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
16 July, 05:00
AOC is so dumb, she doesn't know if someone is calling her an ass or using her initials.

Also saw that Crybaby Hannity did a story (more liked whined) about the AOC/Alex Stein incident. Didn't say anything about Alex going after his fellow Rino/Neo-con Adam Kinzinger though, lol
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
08 July, 06:50
It's July 8th and I'm still seeing those dumb pride ads. 😂
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
04 July, 05:43
Happy Fourth of July, everyone!
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
21 June, 06:02
"Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past." George Orwell's "1984"
John Burke @johnburke
22 May, 03:56
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
19 May, 06:34
I don't know whether I should feel proud or feel insulted.
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
19 May, 06:33
So, I had the cops called on me because someone at work felt threatened about a book I was writing.

It was a fantasy-themed parody series (based on Harry Turtledove's "War Between the Provinces" and "Darkness" series) about a theme park.
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
17 May, 04:41
Imagine passing off video game footage as "real" war footage to advance your agenda...
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
04 May, 04:27
I'm really hoping that James Corbin wanting to take over as White House Press Secretary is nothing but fake news.
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
30 April, 05:00
Well, the new book on the Sandy Hook shooting is trash. It only has a couple or so chapters on the actual shooting while the rest is dedicated to trashing "conspiracy theorists," "misinformation," Donald Trump, and Alex Jones.
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
17 April, 04:25
Happy Easter, everyone!
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
06 April, 11:38
At this point, they could replace Jen Psaki with Elmo and I wouldn't be surprised.
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
31 March, 06:04
I swear, if I see that "Would you rather share your salary or do a dare?" ad again...
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
14 March, 12:53
One good thing I've liked about my new job so far is that I also have time to write and read during the downtime that I have.
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
14 February, 05:10
The only thing I'm disappointed by the SuperBowl is that it never became a HonkerBowl.
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
19 January, 10:26
Don't mind me, just dealing with a Democratic recruiter...
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
06 January, 06:03
Ah, January 6, the day of In Erection, as Chuck Schumer would say.
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
01 January, 06:11
Happy New Year!
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
31 December, 06:49
Nothing like a little time with family, pizza, and the Twilight Zone marathon to celebrate the New Year.
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
29 December, 07:34
Ah yes, nothing screams "WWII book" like having WWI soldiers at the bottom...
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
25 December, 05:29
Merry Christmas to everyone!
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
20 December, 06:28
2. now hear them talking behind my back about me being unvaxxed and untested. My own fucking family!

At this point, I welcome the Third World War or a Second American Revilution. Let's get this over with and bring about the end of the world already.
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
20 December, 06:27
So my folks still believe in the bullshit COVID scam. They think they got it from me when I was obviously just sick with a cold a couple of weeks ago, and that included me wanting to go to sleep earlier (which kind of helped with my insomnia), sneezing, runny nose, and coughing. They SERIOUSLY believe that they have COVID and that they can't go anywhere because of it! Not only that, but I can just
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
07 December, 07:32
If any of you are on Gab, I have a "Real News" article every now and again under the name "Trusty News Sources." Check it out and stay informed about what isn't real over there.
AlternateHistory Guy @AlternateHistoryGuy
19 November, 08:19
Today justice has finally prevailed with Kyle Rittenhouse being pronounced "Not Guilty!"